Okay instead of boring you all with more talk about the weather, which is apparently the most fascinating thing going on in my life, I will steal an idea from Arbus who stole it from a melissa who stole it from someone else and basically I'm just joining a big stealing frenzy full of chocolatey goodness.

Anyway, Google tells me:

Brooke is a pre-war poet, remembered as a "war poet", dead (from all the confusion), no normal thirteen year old, a delightful 7-year old (well THAT'S not normal for a 13-year old.), spending the summer touring in support of her soaring fourth solo release (soaring man! don't you forget it!) experienced in trademark, copyright, trade secret and patent litigation, extremely excited about two exclusive partnerships Fox 11 Focus has recently entered into, ('cause I want to sue them for trade secrets.) taking a bath, the natural choice (for everything!), slanky, kept busy and content with modeling, and now pretending to fuck her sister on bed matching panties. whatever that means.

slanky? damn.

Yam, however, is rather more respectable. Yam is described here only for identification purposes, indigenous to north america, interested in the unified properties of complex systems as a systematic strategy for answering basic questions about the world (who isn't?), a fascinating dice game, listed as endangered, a RICH source of Diosgenin (no stealing!), the First Ancestor and has a full distinction of a God (see? you'd regret it.) Best of all, yam is distributed as Freeware, so you don't have to pay anything for it. Me. Whatever.

Or um, maybe shipping and handling.

Finally the mysterious Obb is um, mysterious. You see, obb is erop voorbereid om voor u de meest bijzondere. Then the obb is trivially REJECTED. Crap. Obb is Marinmarket.com store number 25. Fortunately a search for Obb is currently underway, because Obb is a great wrestler! Obb is the curved giant branch, and uh, well, obb is implanting spores into the dead man. That's kind of gross, but don't worry, the OBB is under pressure to change its structure to reflect a more business-like approach. About the spores. and stuff. bijzondere.

Uh.