Okay, um, an answer key to some of my titles, the ones that are songs, anyway. (The other ones, hell, I can't really remember what I was thinking.) It's the trendy thing to do, you know. I'm struck now by how many songs out there have the words "blah blah blah" in them, but because of my totally accurate transcription, I know they truly do. Oh librettists, shake your head.

2003-01-30 - just as long as I have breath I must answer yes to life
This is from a hymn we sing in my church. It's not y'know, a pro-lifer tune or anything, it goes on to talk about how love is the most important thing blah blah blah.

2003-01-29 - then you'll be with totoro totoro
There's this FREAKY japanese children's series about Totoro, a creepy giant furry animal spirit, who makes friends with two little hyperactive girls. They drive around in a bus MADE OF A GIANT LIVING CAT WITH 20 LEGS. Anyway. The themesong is very catchy.

2003-01-27 - I heard a voice from heaven saying un to me "Blessed."
This is from some verse or psalm or something in the new testament, but when I write it I have the haunting, haunting soprano line near the end of Rutter's Requiem stuck in my head.

2003-01-27 - sail the ship, bum ba bum, skip the rope, ba ba ba,
The beatles. I can never remember the order.

2003-01-25 - soup soup soup all day long soup soup soup while I sing this song
Okay, it's supposed to be "mop." Mop mop mop, all day long, mop mop mop while I sing this song. Gonna mop that floor and make it shine, or.. uh.. something something. I think it might be an adam sandler bit, but I have no idea. A fellow work-party slave while I worked at a summer camp used to sing it while we mopped. Secretly I liked the mopping, it reminded me of UHF. I did NOT like turning on the pump in the lake, because I wasn't physically strong enough to do it but was still expected to.

2003-01-23 - do not stand over my grave and weep I am not there
We are singing this in Daley's Requiem in choir.

2003-01-21 - sim shalom, sim shalom
And we are singing this in a couple of weeks too.

2003-01-20 - tra la la la la la lala brown eyed girl
The ubiquitous Counsellor Who Brought His Beat-Up Acoustic Guitar To Camp would always play this and "Wish you were here," probably because it's really, really easy to learn.

2003-01-20 - many days have you lingered around my cabin door
"Hard Times", stephen foster. also choir.

2003-01-19 - yes it's our bread we're fighting for but we fight for roses too
Bread and Roses! also choir. I totally had to restrain myself from marching in place, which would have been a bit silly, it's a very rousing song.

2003-01-17 - O lord if thou wilt be extreme to mark what is gone amiss Hah that sounds like they're begging someone to grade their homework.
Must be part of catholic liturgy? Or some other christian liturgy? Anyway, it's been in all the requiems so far. Er, except the homework part. You know, they're all beautiful, but I wish there were more (any?) unitarian composers with major works.

2003-01-15 - dishwasher dishwasher wash me a cup
Matchmaker. Sorry. Fiddler on the roof, which we saw at christmas.

2003-01-15 - la la la leprosy. I don't think that's a real song.
It's not, but it should be.

2003-01-13 - Maniac, maniac, okay I have no idea how that song goes. I think I have two or three 80s anthems mixed in to one tuneless blob.
Actually I'm not sure if I know ANY songs with a chorus that goes "maniac! maniac!" I think I'm thinking of Gloria.

2003-01-13 - Die Gedanken sind frei!
A hymn. Those crazy free-thinking germans. My boyfriend surprised me by knowing this one, but then there are germans way back in his fambly.

2003-01-11 - o come let us adore him, la da dee da
The carol, you know. Actually I probably had the bit from uh.. oh forget it.

2003-01-10 - Let us pause in life's pleasures and count its many tears, while we all sup sorrow with the poor:
Hard times, again.

2003-01-09 - sleepwalking zommmmbies la la la la
Leah Abramson! She is so cool!

2003-01-09 - in the blood of eden
Peter Gabriel.

2003-01-08 - The flowers that bloom in the spring - Tra la! - have nothing to do with the case
Gilbert & Sullivan

2003-01-06 - jesus christ, super star, do you think you're what they say you are
Jesus Christ.
Okay, andrew lloyd webber & whathisface.

2003-01-06 - I feel pretty, o so pretty, la da dee blah blah blah o so pretty
West side story. I didn't really like it.

2003-01-03 - we're one but we're not the same we get to carry each other
Here is the U2, see! I think. Only I only know the johnny cash cover, which I totally heart.

2003-01-02 - It sounds along the ages, soul whispering to soul
A hymn. My FAVOURITE hymn. Depressingly, I have misquoted it, it actually starts "It sounds along the ages, soul answering to soul."

2003-01-01 - open it open it release the world from your hold on it hold on it
Leah Abramson some more! Did I mention how cool she is?

2002-12-29 - won then neglected the pale wildwood flower
Wildwood flower. Or "I'll twine 'mid the ringlets of my raven black hair" as I prefer, ever since we found the original lyrics which actually make sense. In the most common version out there, actually the only recorded versions out there, they all sing stuff like "I'll twine with the mingles of my waving black hair." Mingles? What the hell is a mingle, people! And why is it waving!

2002-12-28 - where once was light now darkness is where once was love love is no more
Gollum's Song from the end of The Two Towers. I get a lot of hits from people looking for the lyrics to this one. This one, and the christmas carols. And star control II cracks which SORRY I DON'T HAVE okay actually I do have, but not for you to download, largely because I'm lazy. But yo, they're making a freeware win32 port of it, so soon you won't need to bother. La la la.

2002-12-27 - we're the second largest country on this planet earth / and if russia keeps on shrinking soon we will be first / (as long as we keep quebec) (as long as we keep quebec)
The Arrogant Worms' classic "Canada's Really Big"

2002-12-27 - let it snow let it snow let it snow
Let it snow. That's all I know.

2002-12-24 - where once was love now love is gone la la la doesn't michael jackson look like bj�rk these days? so creepy.
Gollum's Song again. Not sung by michael jackson, but by someone who sounds kind of like bj�rk, and actually he looks like an elf, but so does bj�rk.

2002-12-23 - oh the holly bears a berry as red as the ENOUGH
Seriously, that frickin' carol makes no sense. Holly and the Ivy. Holly berries are not black as the coal or white as the milk, and even if they were it's a pretty slim frickin' connection from there to christ on the cross. Or on toast.

2002-12-23 - sheer heart attack
this is a queen album, maybe it is a song too. I don't know the song in that case, but it was perversely somehow stuck in my head anyway.

2002-12-20 - mark my footsteps good my page, tread thou in them boldly
Good King Wenceslas.

2002-12-18 - christmas time is here
From the royal tenenbaum soundtrack, that's all I know.

2002-12-17 - l'amour est un oiseau rebelle que nul ne peut t'apprivoiser
carmen! as hermia can tell you.

2002-12-17 - Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey
Dan Bern. Baby.

2002-12-17 - dark of winter / soft and still
Hymn.

2002-12-16 - Oh Tom the Toad Oh Tom the Toad
DAMN YOU BREANA. Camp song.

2002-12-15 - bring me the tongue that you put in my mouth, tell me you love me but not very much
Public Embarassment Blues by I Forget.

2002-12-13 - sleep sleep go to sleep sleep sleep go to sleep you are now in a deep sleep
This Heat. Sleep.

2002-12-13 - I put my haa-and on her belly
Gently Johnny covered by Tanakh.

2002-12-12 - Gently, gently Johnny, gently Johnny my love
Okay guess what.

2002-12-10 - wait and see wait and see what a world there can be
From Bashana Habaah. Haba'a? I forget. Anyway. Choir.

2002-12-09 - Sugar sugar, doo doo doo doo doo doo, ohhh hyperactive doo doo .. wait..
The archies, you know it.

2002-12-09 - Never set the cat on fire, you will only annoy it. The flames will make the beast perspire; it surely won't enjoy it.
Frank Hayes. Never Set The Cat On Fire. Genius, I tell you.

2002-12-09 - Money! It's a gas.
pink floyd. probably dark side of the moon since that's the only one I have.

2002-12-08 - un deux trois quatre �inq six sept, violette bicyclette
We sang that in elementary school! 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 purple purple, 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 purple bicycle.

2002-12-06 - spirit of life, come unto me, sing in my heart all the stirrings of compassion
hymn.

2002-12-03 - from the freaks who suspect they could never love anyone
aimee mann, save me.

2002-12-02 - sometimes I feel like a motherless child
we sing a really BORING version of this in choir. Well no, it's lovely, but the alto part is like, one note.

2002-11-29 - this is the dawning of the age of banjorius age of .. uh.. yeah.
aquarius, sorry. when we wait for the 20 Victoria bus we sing about the dawning of the age of victoria, especially because it takes a fucking age for the bus to show up.

2002-11-29 - I saw maybe once a week, oh yeah once a week, once a week.. and never again.
The Cinch! Apparently they're breaking up, I am so sad about that.

2002-11-25 - Again the heart of rapture glows to see the heavenly night
Something Gesu Bambino. Christmas Song. SO fun to sing! It's all.. pretty and stuff.

2002-11-24 - hinds o'er the dewy lawn early ... seek the high stranger in the manger
The really hard bit of the alto part in Past Three O'Clock, another google favourite.

2002-11-22 - domine domine deus
some part from the haydn mass and probably every other mass ever.

2002-11-21 - so long, frank lloyd wright / C is for cookie and that's good enough for me. folk vs. disco, obb's head, standing room only.
paul simon vs. sesame street, anyway.

2002-11-20 - and I would be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard <-- THAT is the creepy stalker song, man. forget this other crap.
sarah mclachlan, possession. posession. possesion? augh, that word has gone all strange on me.

2002-11-19 - blame canada! blame canada!
south park.

2002-11-18 - stealin' stealin' pretty momma don't you tell on me.
Stealin'! We play it at like triple speed, it's brilliant.

2002-11-17 - It's got to be funky
A few years ago a friend of mine made a song that was a funky bass riff interspersed with James Brown sound bytes, called (and featuring) "It's Got To Be Funky! Huhh!"

2002-11-15 - mississippi! and the lake titicaca and the uh.. canada canada mexico mexico something something paraguay
Geographical Fugue, which I can't get right even with the words in front of me. I think it needs to be updated to include Uzbekistan and Tadjikhistan (am I spelling that right?), in fact a whole like *-stan section, and then you'd sing it at a concert and it would be stanning room only and you'd totally get a stanning ovation.

2002-11-15 - Just a deck of cards and a jug of wine
Rolling Stone, Hank Williams.

2002-11-14 - I'm going slightly mad
Queen

2002-11-12 - the angels sang, the shepards sang, the something something la, his something, something, some! Okay well the melody is lovely.
Gesu bambino.

2002-11-08 - nacho nacho man
Homer?

2002-11-07 - kiss me baby, kiss me all night long
Jean Leloup!

2002-11-05 - do you want to go for a walk, walk walk! mischa, mischa come along with me now mischa mischa! come along with me. mario cuomo works at domo! mario cuomo works at domo!
A hyperactive local band medley: the cinch, the smugglers, the evaporators.

2002-11-04 - past three o'clock and a cold frosty morning! past three o'clock, ood morrow masters all!
past three o'clock again.

2002-11-02 - I got the evil gal blues
song by same title by aretha franklin.

2002-10-31 - I'M GONNA MAKE! ANOTHER DEDICATION OH YEAHHHH! OH YEAH!
THE SMUGGLERSSSS! I love this song. I play it ten times in a row and people around me kill.

2002-10-30 - black socks they never get dirty
they don't.

2002-10-29 - we are the hellcats nobody likes! man eaters on motor bikes! get off the roadd.. get off the roooooad. it's gonna be all right, yeah, yeah, man eaters!
it was ON an evaporators album, but it doesn't SOUND like the evaporators, it's girls. I don't know who though.

2002-10-28 - a letter of marque came from the king to the scummiest ship I'd ever seen
Barrett's Privateers! Yarr!

2002-10-24 - I got the blues when my baby left me by the san francisco bay
san francisco bay. I think that's the title.

2002-10-23 - we would be one
hymn.

2002-10-22 - dona dona dona dona, dona dona dona doe
dona, a folk song about a cow. a very sad folk song about a cow. it's not often I feel sympathetic to cows.

2002-10-21 - I want some of what you're sittin' on
Hee Hee Hee. Pork chops, as it happens.

2002-10-20 - only one who could ever reach me was the sweet-talkin' son of a preacher man
Son of a Preacher Man.

2002-10-17 - angel projector
Billy Nayer Show song. I don't know if it's on any of their albums, I heard it live and he was still working on it, it was from a lovely dream he had. Not that you probably have their albums anyway because they're fucking impossible to buy. I can't believe I didn't buy some at the show, stupid stupid stupid.

2002-10-16 - mischa mischa, come along with me. bah bah bah baba bah baba bah
the smugglers.

2002-10-15 - no letters and no money from all the friends outside awooooooo!
marlborough st. blues.

2002-10-11 - spatula city, spatula city, spatula city!
not a song exactly. that fake commercial in UHF! I love weird al.

2002-10-10 - staring at those pretty tiles
the cinch.

2002-10-09 - sacr� charlemagne
that's the title but I don't know by who. catchy as anything. ack.

2002-10-09 - and we'll go honky-tonking, doo doo, honky-ton... oh who am I kidding. I'll stay home and go HONK in to my kleenex several thousand times. You can handle the tonking on your own.
What the hell is honky tonking anyway?

2002-10-06 - I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
Hee hee hee.

2002-10-04 - and a whole lotta hair upon his face.. muah HAHAHHAH! doctor doom, doom, doom doom, doctor doom
Why, Doctor Doom of course.

2002-10-01 - talk & talk & talk
the cinch.

2002-09-30 - do you want to go for a walk walk walk
the cinch again.

2002-09-27 - No more in darkness no more in night
I saw the light!

2002-09-26 - sheep, sheep
Sheep, sheep. Brian Tate, I think?

2002-09-24 - one fall of the slate and you're buried alive
for it's Dark as a Dungeon! Damp as the Dew! I love mining songs.

2002-09-22 - dark as a dungeon, damp as the dew, where the danger is double and the pleasures are few
Yes, this one.

2002-09-20 - all your life, blah ablah blah this moment to arrive. oh soft rock radio, you shouldn't have. seriously. stop playing that goddamn song.
Beatles song. Overplayed beatles song.

2002-09-18 - bring me two pi�a coladas/one for each hand
Some dorky garth brooks song.

2002-09-17 - she knows the man who invented crazy. she says that he stole it from her and she's probably right.
A song I keep trying to write about my sister. I haven't got it right yet.

2002-09-16 - barges! have you treasure in your hold, do you fight with pirates brave and bold.
song from girl guides! Barges are boring, and let's face it, if they fight with pirates, the pirates totally win. We would alter the lyrics to either be pornographic or about liquor. Silently flows the whisky to the bum, la dee da.

2002-09-13 - agnus dei, agnus dei, qui tolis peccata
from a requiem. rutter does it slow and beautiful.

2002-09-11 - chaque fois que tu m'ostine sur une affair que je connais, j'ai envie de t'abonner au Reader's Digest. chaque fois que tu dit que mon id�e c'est la tienne, j'ai envie de vendre ton cerveau puis de pas demander cher...
Crampes en Masse, quebecois comedy group. Translation: Every time you micromanage and hassle me about my job, I feel like subscribing you to Reader's Digest. Every time you say one of my ideas was yours, I feel like selling your brain and not charging very much. It goes on for like 12 verses it's HILARIOUS.

2002-09-09 - the man in the woman, the woman in the man, it was all for the union
Peter Gabriel, blood of eden.

2002-09-06 - when you're with a girl, freight train don't sound so bad. when you're all alone, oh the blues get low and sad.
marlborough st. blues again. so whiny, hah.

2002-09-05 - as I walked out in Laredo one dayyyy
streets of laredo. it's in my Guitar For Dummies Book.

2002-09-04 - one meatball, and no spaghetti, one meatball.. that's all. he could afford but one meatball.
one meatball, leon redbone.

2002-09-03 - I-IIII will fly away, fly away, I-IIIII will fly away (in the morning)
I'll Fly Away. folk song. maybe you heard it on the O Brother Where Art Thou soundtrack, that's a very nice version.

2002-09-02 - freight train come by here, she were 22 boxcars long
Marlborough again. It turns out it's supposed to be 23 boxcar long.

2002-08-30 - I'll do spelling if you'll do the math
Jordan McKenzie. He is SO fab. He plays with Leah Abramson sometimes, who is SO cool, so there you go.

2002-08-30 - I'm a rolling stone all alone and lost
Rolling Stone, hank.

2002-08-28 - oh no, not me, I never lost control. you're face to face with the man who sold the world.
David Bowie, Emmalou's fault.

2002-08-27 - duh duh duh duh duh duh duh boNANZAAAAA!
Are there other words? I don't believe it.

2002-08-27 - a singer must die for the lie in his voice
leonard!!! but actually I've never heard his version, I was listening to jennifer warnes.

2002-08-27 - all that I need is a song in my heart, food in my belly, love in my family! (and the registration website to let me in, baby.)
raffi. mostly.

2002-08-26 - ground control to major tom
bowie.

2002-08-26 - she blinded me with science
uh.. I don't think I've actually ever heard this song.

2002-08-26 - oh oh I'm flying home, flying home to Winnipeg. Now that's a vacation.
Dunno the title, but the molestics sing it. But I've never heard them. My friend Chris also sings it. In my ear.

2002-08-25 - let it rain, let it pour, let it rain a whole lot more, 'cause I've got those deep river blues.
Deep river blues. I sing the tune wrong and I don't care.

2002-08-24 - the yelllllllooowwwwww delllllllloooooooooooo
homestarrunner.com. I'm telling ya.

2002-08-23 - the fact that you are married / only proves you're my best friend / but it's truly truly a sin / la la la la get out of my head
velvet underground I think. or just lou reed?

2002-08-21 - so I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine/and the moon rose over an open field
america, paul simon. that's paul simon singing america, not america singing paul simon.

2002-08-20 - god damn them all I was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold
barrett's privateers.

2002-08-19 - I have got half a mind to stop this tape and hit rewind
jordan mckenzie. dude!

2002-08-16 - The tennessee stud's green eyes turned blue, he was thinkin' about his sweetheart toooooo
tennessee stud, jimmy driftwood. but listen to doc watson sing it, yeahhh.

2002-08-15 - sailing sailing over the ocean bleauueuhhhh
piano lessons, age 8!

2002-08-14 - he didn't have enough money to go to Wisconsin in the accepted fashion, true, but why not mail himself? it was absurdly simple.
velvet underground.

2002-08-12 - the tennessee stud was long and lean, colour of the sun and his eyes were green
t.s.j.d.

2002-08-07 - come on kids let's hop in to the station wagon, let's go find the cat
Let's Go Find The Cat, Grand Buffet (I think that's their name.) Apparently they do the robot live.

2002-08-06 - who's the guy from 21 jump street? not the cheat, not the cheat.
homestarrunner.com. Yes!

2002-08-02 - tonight I'm a fabulous girl
Leah Abramson. Who is? Everyone? Yes, AWESOME!

2002-07-28 - the last time I saw him/he was wearing his angel wings
Lotus. I love this song.

2002-07-26 - the sasquatch and me, ate berries for free!
Evaporators.

2002-07-22 - I went down to the saint james infirmary/to see my baby there!
St. James Infirmary. We have a cool trip-hop version, yo!

2002-07-19 - we stand on guard in sacred halls, we act like guards in shopping malls, it's such a pain. like someone's plotting the assassination of the minister of sports and recreation, no that's insane.
The Arrogant Worms, The Mountie Song. Bahahahaha.

2002-07-15 - paint me a picture of the river / and let it flow
Geoffrey Oryema, The River.

2002-07-12 - �a tire �a tire �a tire les cabines a plomb
Jean LeLoup, Satyr. Literally this means "lead cabins pull." there's obviously some subtle idiom here that I am TOTALLY missing.

02-07-10 - he is going the distance, he is going for speed, duh na na, duh na na
Cake.

2002-07-08 - and what holds me together
Perpetual Dream Theory! I'm surprised it took them so long to show up. Favourite band! Plus it has my friends in it!

2002-07-05 - who will save the river valley? something something something.. or move to russia.
moxy fr�vous! but they know all the words, of course.

2002-07-04 - laudate omnes gentes laudate magnificat in secula
the latin bit in Ace of Base's uh.. Happy Nation. Not only do I know ths latin bit, I would cue my cd discman up to the latin bit (45 seconds in) and listen to it over and over, and swoon at the picture of what I thought was the band member singing it. Latin has some kind of magical power over me. Not that I know any latin, or even what this chorus means. For all I know it's a white supremacist slogan or a recipe for soup or something.

2002-07-03 - harvey, harvey! harvey the wonder hamster.
weird al.

2002-07-02 - serengeti pink, and prussian blue. amber gold and deadly sharkskin grey...
Blue Pariah, Big Rude Jake, one of my all-time favourite songs.

2002-06-30 - I'm looking for the girl..
Real, PDT. And Casa Del Sol. It's been goin' around forever.

2002-06-27 - anvilllllania.... anvilania... anvilani-aniaaaa.
The Animaniacs pretended Perry Como sang this, some time in the early 90s.

2002-06-26 - don't put pickles on my burger, it just reminds me of my girl
Corky and the Juice Pigs. GENIUS! I wish I knew how to get a recording of them.

2002-06-25 - secret aaaaagent man
Some james bond thing? I saw it on karaoke once.

2002-06-23 - hard boiled wonderland, monsters who don't understand
my friend gordon's super "pop dream #1", the catchiest song known to man or anyway me.

2002-06-21 - Don't hump the dog! Just sing the song! Don't hump the dog! Just sing the song!
evaporators.

2002-06-19 - professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?
a sample used by the beastie boys. the answer is BOOTY, by the way.

2002-06-18 - I don't know what this song is for
pop dream #1.

2002-06-14 - intergalactic presbytarian, presbytarian intergalactic duh nuh nuh nuh nuh
beastie boy. christ, I just wrote "breastie boys." I know the word isn't presbytarian, but I totally forget what it is, and the image of intergalactic presbytarians totally cracks me up.

2002-06-13 - who will buy! this beautiful morning. I'm so high! I think I could flyyyyy. Oh Oliver. Shut up.
Oliver, the dumbass musical!

2002-06-12 - I'm here to tell you that she's evil, most definitely
Sublime? I think?

2002-06-12 - they say you want a revolution, well, you know
beatles.

2002-06-10 - then I saw her face, blah blah blah, now I'm a believer
the.. monkees? and I think smash mouth covers them? daydream believer. bleah.

2002-06-07 - she picks him up in the pick-em-up truck, she picks him up to try her luck, whoah
smugglers.

2002-06-06 - Rock of ages, blah blah blah
hymn.

2002-06-03 - full grown woman, yeah..
I forget! But it was on the groovin' mix cd emmalou sent me. I just wrote "emmaloud", I bet she is when she plays guitar because she's such a rock star.

2002-05-30 - ma tante Mai, elle dance le samedi soir.
grade 6 french teacher used to chant this.

2002-05-29 - mario cuomo works at domo
THEE GOBLINS.

2002-05-27 - you know it's not the parts, it's the la-a-a-bour.
some folk song which I've never actually heard.

2002-05-22 - and something, something, to look for america
america, paul simon.

2002-05-21 - I'm a rolling stone, all alone and lost. For a life of sin, I have paid the cossssttttttt Aroooooooo!
rolling stone, again.

2002-05-17 - jesus christ superstar, how I wonder what you are. up above the.. uh.. wait a minute..
Drugs. I blame the drugs.

God, does this list END? I wonder how many MONTHS I've spent on this diary.

2002-05-13 - sleep my child and peace attend thee all through the night! that means shut up, chasy-around-cats.
All through the night, a lullaby. Not "Al Through The Night", a documentary about al gore's sleeping habits.

2002-05-10 - you're a hamburger. you better face up to the facts. you're a hamburger.
Radio Free Vestibule who are I think just The Vestibules now.

2002-05-05 - skankouver, BC
The malchiks.

2002-05-01 - oh raccoon man you don't know what you've lost
from a song I wrote about a sioux story I love, but I hate the lyrics and I can't make them work.

2002-04-25 - sleep my child and peace attend thee all through the night. and day. apparently. zzzz.
lullaby.

2002-04-24 - she comes softly .. mumble mumble..
my bloody valentine, hah!

2002-04-22 - when I'm drinking my coffee I'll be feeling no pain; I'll have a sugarbowl filled with pure cocaine!
Big Rude Jake, When My Number Comes In. You have to hear this, it's brilliant. Rolling jazz band just to follow me around!

2002-04-20 - I like bananas because they have no bones
Super Robertson! I've never heard him.

2002-04-19 - we can act if we want to if we don't nobody will
Men Without Hats. Purr. They're from Quebec, did you know that? Isn't that crazy?

2002-04-18 - malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw! and he never has the same problem twice
Arrogant Worms, Malcolm.

2002-04-15 - I'll twine 'mid my ringlets of raven black hair
Wildwood flower.

2002-04-10 - school's! out! for! summer! la la la la la la la
Twisted Sister, I think? I was in elementary school in the 80s, sorry.

2002-04-09 - rainy day, washin' the sunnn away
sesame steet.

2002-04-06 - potatoes, crackers and soup potatoes crackers and soup AUGGHGHHGHG KILL
STUPID STUPID STUPID song my friend chris made up I hate you.

2002-04-05 - the driving skills americans should really strive for
Billy Nayer Show! Hee hee hee. It's about jesus. I was there the day he crashed truck. I saw it happen I was like "what the fuck?" He was a real good driver! He was a real survivor! He had the driving skills americans should really strive for!

2002-04-03 - good day sunshine doo doo doo
beatles? I think?

2002-04-01 - one day, while cruisin' through the hist'ry books...
Evaporators, United Empire Loyalists. Civil war, not revolution!

2002-03-22 - she makes me want to die... to learn the things she knows... follow where Mary goes... la la la
Either tricky or massive attack. It always takes me about ten guesses to decide which.

2002-03-18 - welcome to my castle! welcome to my castle!
evaporators. You may be wondering who the fuck these evaporator people are if you've read this far. www.nardwuar.com

2002-03-14 - I'm so glad to love you and your evil curse
morcheeba.

2002-03-11 - you're not so big.. I'm not so small
PDT.

2002-03-07 - pas capable de tirer ma vache! un bon chocolat chaud.
A french folk song, I think about milking a cow to get hot chocolate. (ow!)

2002-03-05 - do the mash.. the monnNNNnnnster mash.. the monster mash.. bla da dee da dee dah
the monster mash. who sings this, anyway? Are they rich from the royalties from EVERY radio station playing it EVERY hallowe'en?

2002-03-01 - ..if someone tries to eat me, I'll squirt them in the eye
I am a grapefruit, by the way.

2002-02-28 - I'm a vampire baby! Sucking blood from the earth! Ya ya ya ya yeahhhh!
Evaporators. I think it's a cover. Maybe not even them covering it, but it is somehow affiliated with them.

2002-02-26 - six gnossi�nnes
satie. I wish I could type them.

2002-02-25 - when you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
or not.

2002-02-22 - moon and stars pour their light on you
rutter, Gaelic Blessing. Oh my god, so beautiful.

2002-02-21 - and then I'll look down from my heavenly home and pity the miner who's pickin' my bones
Dark as a dungeon!

2002-02-18 - yum yum bumblebee bumblebee tuna, I love bumblebee bumblebee tuna, yum yum bumblebee bumblebee tuna, I love a sandwich made with bumblebee.
The ad jingle! There is also a ska version by Mephiskapheles. I frequently have both stuck in my head.

2002-02-16 - you know those aliens? welll...
..they fucked the monkey. Dan Bern. Or Bernstein he's called now.

2002-02-14 - u stink but i ♥ u
Billy and the Boingers! The free flimsy record you got with one of the bloom county collections!

2002-02-04 - oh ye who taste that love is sweet, leave waymarks for the doubtful feet that follow you in search of it
Hymn, my SECOND FAVOURITE hymn.

okay, that's it, I'm stopping. there are like 30 more and they're all from two years ago and whatever.