Mutual fund companies are always trying to entice brokers to come to their boring lunch time roadshows, where they get lunch in exchange for being talked at about the company's latest greatest funds and possibly getting continuing education credits which they need to maintain their license. The more boring the presentation, the better the lunch has to be to lure people over. Anyway, today in the mail one such invitation had a neon pink star sticker on it saying "HOT LUNCHEON BUFFET" which totally cracked me up. It looks like a sticker you might find on a specialty porn video or something, maybe for pasta fetishists.

It's sooo sunny out. I think I need to leave early and go buy a glam prom dress at value village for my friend's upcoming graduation outdoor-princess-a-thon party. Should I then wear it to the laundromat tonight? I'll have to flip a coin.