I just found out someone I know has read my diary! Unlike many of you, I am only disappointed he hasn't read it in forever. In fact, he hasn't updated his diary in

unwashedmass profile - diary (new) - updated 11929 days ago.

..11929 days. hah. that is a special talent, since he was born less than 9000 days ago.

I sometimes wonder if my boyfriend reads it. I think I'd probably have noticed, because like, the colour scheme is visible from 100 yards, but who knows, he is always sneakier than I give him credit for. Not that I've been trash-talking him or anything. And I've been very careful not to mention my secret mistresses at all, not even once.

Uhh...