I can't play this at work, but maybe you can: pipe dream. I am SO easily amused.

I heart the tax man right now. I am getting a massive tax refund within two weeks. I know this is a false pleasure, since it means I have been giving "him" an interest free loan of my cash all year, but whatEVER. Hopefully they won't be all "yeah right! you forgot about the YAM tax!" and take it all away.