I just posted a huge long entry, so go back a day, but I thought I needed an episode of Google Confidential.

To all the searchers for "HOW TO MAKE SUPERHERO CAPES" - email me. brookea AT shaw DOT ca. I can help, I totally feel it's my mission in life to increase the number of superhero capes in the world.

To "drug dealer life expectancy" - that would be.. "short." Duh.

To "where to buy marshmallow fluff vancouver" - safeway totally has it along with every other damn supermarket, dude. The junk food aisle next to the chocolate syrup.

To "Queen Elizabeth party" - why didn't you invite me! damn you!