2003-11-24 - moving sale, one day only!
2003-11-20 - start spreading the news! ASA is used as a platelet inhibitor and is in the reference drug program!
2003-11-20 - I've got a disease, I'm addicted to cheese
2003-11-16 - when I think of the time gone by
2003-11-14 - the pancakes of blushful Hippocrene had not been entirely filling
2003-11-13 - the daring young man on the flying trapeze, la da da di da
2003-11-12 - and in the end, the blood you take, is equal to the mess you make la la la
2003-11-11 - hallelujah I'm a bum. hallelujah bum again.
2003-11-07 - fujitsu
2003-11-03 - abba zaba
2003-10-30 - some people some people some people
2003-10-29 - Oh, I love a quiz with the name Fibonacci in it.
2003-10-29 - yay; eep
2003-10-28 - les cloches que je sonne sont mes amours, sont mes amantes
2003-10-27 - oh rudie
2003-10-27 - oliphaunt
2003-10-25 - ow my nose
2003-10-23 - pretend there is an easy way to express the opening bass line for No Surprises, played a bit too cheerfully, in words
2003-10-23 - crochet sashay
2003-10-22 - patiently ignoring the chemis tree
2003-10-21 - it's backwards day!
2003-10-20 - Alas!
2003-10-20 - the door is always open in my house
2003-10-17 - you look so tired and unhappy bring down the government
2003-10-16 - with a tekelili here and a tekelili there
2003-10-16 - coffee coffee where are you
2003-10-15 - I thought I had your heart forever/now I find it's only lent
2003-10-10 - the door is always open in my house/because I needed an easier way out
2003-10-09 - pharmacien sounds way cooler than pharmacist
2003-10-06 - DELETED
2003-10-05 - did you find what you wanted, did they have the right colour, did they serve you in style, it's a fix no matter what you call it
2003-10-04 - what do you do with a drunken sailor
2003-10-01 - this boat is totally sinking! doo doo doo doo doodoo doo doo doo doo
2003-09-28 - it's fun to say "utwig jugger"
2003-09-26 - ung, an ointment. nebul, a spray. hs, at bedtime.
2003-09-25 - everybody knows I love my toes, everybody knows I love my toes
2003-09-20 - yawwwn
2003-09-19 - thank you that is all
2003-09-19 - in an interstellar burst i am back to save the universityyyy
2003-09-17 - do you want to go for a walk, walk walk
2003-09-17 - they must mean humour.
2003-09-13 - something something something ring of fire
2003-09-11 - erev shel shoshanim
2003-09-10 - photosynthesis is for pansies. har!
2003-09-09 - through the window/the doctors goes/in the form of a cat/is he a foe?
2003-09-07 - there's no plane we can catch today
2003-09-06 - I don't know just what I was looking for, but I found it in you, you you
2003-09-05 - po-tay-toe
2003-09-05 - ...
2003-09-02 - sounds like.. nectarine!
2003-09-01 - god loves his children, god loves his children, yeahh
2003-08-31 - for a minute there I lost myself I lost myself
2003-08-29 - poor wandering one/if such poor love as mine
2003-08-28 - freight train come by here, she were 23 box car long
2003-08-27 - annual thrift sale
2003-08-27 - he's got my wife! and she's on fire!
2003-08-26 - 10 print Have not had coffee yet. 20 wistful (17)
2003-08-25 - nothing ventured, nothing gained
2003-08-24 - I did it all for the cookie, the cookie
2003-08-24 - beware the fish
2003-08-22 - very high in dietary fibre
2003-08-22 - 5.5 more days. yo!
2003-08-22 - fool quizzes
2003-08-21 - in which brooke boringly discusses minutiae of her study schedule. paging Dr. Rimmer... Dr. Rimmer...
2003-08-21 - At long last, I've lost my fear of heights! (crash) Oh. And along with it, my ability to fly.
2003-08-21 - a google search
2003-08-21 - I'm a creeeeep, I'm a weirdo
2003-08-19 - one MILLION dollars
2003-08-16 - my loneliness is killing me I must confess I still believe (hahaha, what a WRONG song to have stuck in my head)
2003-08-16 - poor wandering one/if such poor love as mine
2003-08-15 - one day I'm going to grow wings a chemical reaction
2003-08-15 - she picks 'em up in the pick 'em up truck, she picks them up to try her luck
2003-08-14 - THIS BOAT IS TOTALLY SINKING THIS PLANE IS TOTALLY CRASHING
2003-08-13 - blue sky happiness blue sky happiness
2003-08-12 - I see now you think you are joan of arc
2003-08-12 - I'm not you can't assume I am like you I'm not you can't assume
2003-08-11 - you taste like a peach and I'm sick of especially you/especially you!
2003-08-10 - I just want to know all over the world
2003-08-10 - do you want to go for walk walk walk/we could go to another town town
2003-08-09 - kompressor crush paul simon
2003-08-07 - My yam theorem is valid.
2003-08-07 - rock. rock. rock vibration.
2003-08-06 - nagasaki never again
2003-08-05 - oh won't you take me to... boring town
2003-08-04 - and you too, hurty toe.
2003-08-03 - come on kids let's hop in to the station wagon/let's go find the cat/that little kitty's gone and we're out looking/let's go find the cat
2003-08-01 - bring down the government/they don't, they don't
2003-07-31 - mischa mischa come along with me now mischa mischa! come along with me
2003-07-29 - Even atheists believe in ice cream
2003-07-29 - In which our narrator talks about veins and needles, just to warn you.
2003-07-29 - gluestick therapy
2003-07-28 - blarrrrgh
2003-07-27 - we're the band with the rollerskating jams yeah
2003-07-25 - I am iron man
2003-07-24 - everything is everything
2003-07-23 - "You cheated!" "Pirate."
2003-07-23 - I'll need stilts
2003-07-22 - I've had a vision/you know I'm strong and holy/I must do what I am told
2003-07-22 - don't touch the dial, leave it on the station, I'm gonna make another dedication oh yeah
2003-07-22 - YES!
2003-07-20 - there's a tavern in the town, in the town
2003-07-19 - thriller.. thriller.. la la la are there any other words to that song, actually?
2003-07-18 - I will name him Levi in your honour
2003-07-18 - sometimes my job is pretty awesome
2003-07-18 - la la la
2003-07-17 - Ooh, smoking cessation.
2003-07-16 - yatter yatter
2003-07-15 - overheard on the bus
2003-07-15 - baton de colle
2003-07-14 - DONE! YAY!
2003-07-14 - sleepwalking zombies with some fuel and a flame!
2003-07-13 - 1and2and3and4and5
2003-07-12 - Last night got lost in Brooklyn/we ate alphabet soup
2003-07-11 - death pi�ata
2003-07-10 - this next position is called the keelhaul! arrr!
2003-07-10 - SOOOOOOOOPER proofreader!
2003-07-09 - hello fleshy bag of mostly water
2003-07-09 - pull me out of the aircrash
2003-07-08 - and fade out/immerse yourself in love
2003-07-08 - happy birthday mr. president
2003-07-07 - you are in a maze of twisty little passages all alike
2003-07-07 - avoiding copy-editing in 3 easy diaryland-related steps
2003-07-07 - so long frank lloyd wright
2003-07-06 - ===
2003-07-06 - "whoah like, reality is like, deeeeeep,man." god I sound like a moron today.
2003-07-06 - jesus blood never failed me yet/failed me yet
2003-07-05 - up, up and away
2003-07-05 - she's running out the door oh she run run run
2003-07-04 - tibitible
2003-07-04 - immerse yourself in love
2003-07-03 - 'cause I'm a creeeeep
2003-07-03 - yay it does!
2003-07-03 - testing testing 1 2 3
2003-07-02 - hyperactive drunken city!
2003-07-02 - YES!
2003-06-30 - heeeeeeere I am sitting in my tin can
2003-06-30 - the fabulous marvel of excellent land
2003-06-30 - REAGAN: WOMEN ARE AMERICA'S LITTLE DUMPLINGS
2003-06-27 - yawn to yarn in 60s
2003-06-27 - phlegm phlegm, tra la la la
2003-06-26 - lala la
2003-06-25 - for a minute there I lost myself I lost mysellllllf
2003-06-24 - stick shifts and safety belts bucket seats have all got to go
2003-06-23 - 3 entries! Yes, I am SUCH a productive worker.
2003-06-23 - and now, an entry that ISN'T about running
2003-06-23 - In which brooke talks about running a lot.
2003-06-22 - FINISH HIM
2003-06-20 - silent silence this is my final something something
2003-06-20 - I will never hurt you, I will always help you
2003-06-19 - when you were here before la la la la la
2003-06-18 - the monster mash
2003-06-18 - Dear mom, your daughter wants to leave you in the lurch, is thursday okay?
2003-06-18 - when you were here before / couldn't look you in the eye
2003-06-16 - It's a breathalyser that stretches to twice its original size! It hums incessantly.
2003-06-15 - WELCOME TO MY CASTLE! WELCOME TO MY CASTLE!
2003-06-13 - It's a tricycle that contains alcohol and can help you lose weight.
2003-06-13 - la la la
2003-06-13 - I'm lost in the supermarket, I can no longer shop happily
2003-06-12 - It's a bar of soap! It bleeps when you whistle for it!
2003-06-11 - sarsparilla spirilla rootbeer infection oh no, oh no.
2003-06-10 - pas capable de tirer ma vache
2003-06-09 - today is the greatest day I've ever known. da da da da duh, doo doo doo I hate that freaking song.
2003-06-08 - mr.dirty always has his hands down my shorts mr. dirty is going to end up in the courts duh nuh nuh duh nuh nuh
2003-06-06 - shut your fucking face, unclefucker! shut you.. oh god, help me to NOT start singing this out loud in the office.
2003-06-05 - don't you know how a mother loves her children
2003-06-04 - they don't, they don't speak for us
2003-06-03 - It's a baseball cap that jumps like a frog and is only visible under ultraviolet light.
2003-06-02 - It's like a normal fishpond, but it sticks to the ceiling like a gecko.
2003-06-02 - It's a burger carton! It comes with its own storage kennel!
2003-05-26 - It's a skateboard that emits a constant high-frequency whine!
2003-05-26 - It's a pager that waters your plants! It speaks randomly-generated sentences.
2003-05-25 - It's a newly-discovered breed of fish that soothes babies, is audible only to dogs and fetches help in the event of an emergency.
2003-05-22 - moon and stars pour light on you
2003-05-21 - knobs on the doors in America, wall-to-wall floors in America
2003-05-21 - It's a coffee cup that improves upper-body muscle, is built and maintained by tiny nano-robots and plays light music.
2003-05-20 - It's an armchair that's programmed against harming humans and boosts self-confidence.
2003-05-19 - Send her victorious, long to rule over us, something something something man, god save the queen!
2003-05-15 - It's an armband that displays a slideshow of pictures! It tells the time.
2003-05-14 - It's an umbrella that can extinguish fires and is different every time you use it.
2003-05-13 - It's a telephone that's monogrammed (up to three letters)! It slices vegetables.
2003-05-12 - It's a trouser press that's two inches tall, catches spiders and can pick up digital radio.
2003-05-08 - It's like a normal necklace, but it cannot be removed from your house.
2003-05-07 - It's a car that records everything you say! It changes colour.
2003-05-05 - It's an ornately-engraved sphere that improves upper-body muscle and holds up to twenty cigarettes.
2003-05-01 - It's a toaster that produces hot tea or coffee! It keeps your teeth clean.
2003-04-30 - It's a cigarette lighter! It can bring down an elephant!
2003-04-30 - marriage is like a normal artificial limb, but it will not work outside of the UK.
2003-04-29 - It's like a normal small plastic pyramid, but it lasts for up to a week.
2003-04-29 - It's a stapler that's transparent and can be used by the whole family.
2003-04-28 - It's a newspaper that runs on six little wheels! It self-replicates.
2003-04-27 - I'll fly away (in the morning)
2003-04-27 - way down in columbus georgiaaaa
2003-04-26 - jackknife juggernaut I am born again
2003-04-25 - joy thou beauteous godly lightning, daughter of elysium
2003-04-25 - ave verum corpus
2003-04-24 - nothing to see here, move right along
2003-04-24 - god heather pisses me off.
2003-04-24 - Freude, Sch�ner G�tterfunken
2003-04-22 - long ago when torture broke the remnant of his will, Galileo recanted but the earth is moving still
2003-04-22 - plus: now it's sunny out. sweet!
2003-04-21 - one time and one time only hee okay that's a particularly ironic song to have stuck in my head
2003-04-21 - to the farmer on his tractor putting seed corn in the ground
2003-04-21 - killing me softly with his words killing me sof... AUGH TURN IT OFF
2003-04-17 - the ants go marching two by two hurrah, hurrah
2003-04-16 - wondrous cool thou woodland something
2003-04-16 - edelweiss, edelweiss, bless my homeland forever
2003-04-15 - blue sky happiness
2003-04-14 - hoos
2003-04-13 - humans wrote the bible, god wrote life
2003-04-12 - and they shall be-e god's people
2003-04-11 - Behold the dwelling of God is with all people
2003-04-11 - aquarius! aquaaarius. oh man, I'm going to sing-a-long sound of music next week. and a play. and it'll be a holiday on friday. and a PONY. and my bio exam I guess.
2003-04-09 - robot parade, robot parade, robots obey what the children say
2003-04-09 - Use the calisthenics method to solve the following differential equation.
2003-04-09 - hakuna matata why are you stuck in my head
2003-04-08 - I am the boat, I am the sea, I sail in you, you sail in me
2003-04-07 - s�a hamba g�ga n� n� gvengos! la dee da da la dee da da da da.
2003-04-06 - math math math math
2003-04-05 - O laila yored le 'at, Veruach shoshan nosh va
2003-04-04 - the love shack is a little place where we can get together! love shack, baby love shack
2003-04-03 - in the air ahead I see
2003-04-01 - this song goes out to jenny (where are you!) dedicated from grant. it'd be great if you would come and pick up your pants.
2003-03-30 - name unnamed hidden and strange
2003-03-28 - la la la la la glory happy life dee dee
2003-03-27 - Also: a notebook with king kong.
2003-03-27 - da da dada da dada da da, dum dum dumdum dunh dunhdunh dunh dunh
2003-03-26 - got a fist of iron and a fist of steel, if one don't get you the other one will
2003-03-26 - it would match my SEKERETTT INTERNET DIARY then! Hmm.
2003-03-25 - examinashon
2003-03-25 - in which our hero talks herself out of a frenzy and apologizes to the telephone pole for kicking it. sorry!
2003-03-24 - crap, it's time for class!
2003-03-23 - humans wrote the biiiiiible, god wrote the rock
2003-03-21 - Potatoes, crackers and soup
2003-03-20 - tell us what elements you blend
2003-03-19 - stop! (unh) hammer time
2003-03-18 - turelurelu patapatapan, ture.. oh my bus!
2003-03-18 - loo loo loo
2003-03-17 - jeepers, creepers, la dee da dee peepers
2003-03-16 - they rest, they rest from their labours
2003-03-14 - it gives us strangely little aid/but does tell something in the end
2003-03-13 - passus et sepultus est
2003-03-11 - pleni sum genite. I don't think that's quite right. Anyway! Some postcards from math class:
2003-03-11 - and god shall wipe away all tears from their eyes.. with a new monitor! yes!
2003-03-11 - kjhgjl
2003-03-10 - suffer us not at our last hour
2003-03-09 - gadfhadghgsfnbgdaf spirit of life, come unto me, la da dee da
2003-03-07 - la la la
2003-03-06 - aquaaaaarius
2003-03-04 - dkgkgkshj
2003-02-28 - my sister is no kin of mine gypsy travellers left their queen at our door in the night
2003-02-26 - leaving on a jetplane, don't know when I'll be.. okay they BETTER not send it back, so how about "never back again, thank you"
2003-02-26 - I am about to talk about dissection. Put away your sandwich.
2003-02-25 - rule brittania! marmelade and jam! stick a firecracker up your backside, bam, bam, bam!
2003-02-25 - dem bones dem bones dem dry bones, I hear the word of the lord
2003-02-24 - dfgjhgdhgfs
2003-02-24 - please don't confront me with my failures/I had not forgotten them
2003-02-24 - doo be doo be doo
2003-02-21 - Oh yeah, all right! Are going to be in my .. something..? tonight
2003-02-19 - humans wrote the bible, god wrote the rocks.. man, that's an awesome song. still stuck in my head. from this morning. can't.. stop.. writing.. entries...
2003-02-19 - mr jones and me tell each other fairytales, la la la la, what is this, the hits from 10 years ago station?
2003-02-19 - humans wrote the bible; god wrote the rock
2003-02-19 - cause he's the tax man doo doo doo yeahhh the tax man
2003-02-18 - fuzzy little telepaths, furry little telepaths, fuzzy little telepaths who suck your brain
2003-02-18 - Was there a chef boyardee jingle? I'm trying to remember, but all I can come up with is Mmm, mmm, good chefboy-dee to the tune of the shreddies song
2003-02-17 - find a stillness hold a stillness let the stillness carry me
2003-02-17 - you're being nibbled to death by mice. ewwwww.
2003-02-17 - and though you think your life's a bore, don't open the reactor door
2003-02-13 - okay, I've totally lost track of how many diary entries I've written today
2003-02-13 - in which our narrator swears a lot
2003-02-13 - when you call my name
2003-02-13 - the dark heart of a night without song. I'm not sure I can have that as the title and then talk about babies, is that allowed?
2003-02-13 - you, dying, and I but witness to the end
2003-02-12 - go forth upon thy journey, go forth upon thy journey
2003-02-11 - summer days! bum ba da da da.. ohhh disco. I'm having a little mental disco hangover.
2003-02-10 - will the turtle be unbroken by and by lord by and by
2003-02-10 - and in his word is my trust
2003-02-09 - That's it goth girl! You just made my internet diary! Omigod!
2003-02-07 - damn, cyclosporine isn't an antibiotic.
2003-02-05 - in enterprise of martial kind tarruntara
2003-02-05 - rainbow brite, washing the clouds away.. wait, that's sesame street. I know there was a rainbow brite themesong, but what was it? Oh hazy memories of the 80s, don't let me down...
2003-02-05 - and the sons of pullman porters and the sons of engineers
2003-02-04 - I can see clearly now.. okay not yet, but you know.
2003-02-04 - fhadlkgbfdjkgnsf
2003-02-03 - Oh it's fun to charter an accountant and sail the wide accountancy
2003-02-03 - blessed are the dead who die in the lord, for they rest, they rest from their labours, they rest from their labours
2003-02-03 - What's right is right but you ain't been right yet
2003-01-31 - I am not there, I do not sleep
2003-01-31 - grey with endless care, calmly piercing evil's new disguises, glad of new surprises, wiser than despair
2003-01-30 - fruit loops! I hate them.
2003-01-30 - I wonder if that will all fit?
2003-01-30 - just as long as I have breath I must answer yes to life
2003-01-29 - then you'll be with totoro totoro
2003-01-27 - I heard a voice from heaven saying un to me "Blessed."
2003-01-27 - Postcards from math class:
2003-01-27 - sail the ship, bum ba bum, skip the rope, ba ba ba,
2003-01-25 - soup soup soup all day long soup soup soup while I sing this song
2003-01-24 - Sanford major ACCENT highlighter - surligneur - resaltador
2003-01-23 - my cat is playing dead and batting her eyes at me. she can be very confounding.
2003-01-23 - do not stand over my grave and weep I am not there
2003-01-22 - In which our protagonist, having had perhaps too much coffee, goes in to way too much detail about the minutiae of her day yesterday.
2003-01-21 - if everyone had perfect pitch, would we probably have words to describe absolute pitches and durations and have an easy, intuitive facility for describing tunes in words? who knows. until such a day, you can pretend I just TOTALLY conveyed to you th
2003-01-21 - sim shalom, sim shalom
2003-01-20 - tra la la la la la lala brown eyed girl
2003-01-20 - many days have you lingered around my cabin door
2003-01-19 - yes it's our bread we're fighting for but we fight for roses too
2003-01-17 - O lord if thou wilt be extreme to mark what is gone amiss Hah that sounds like they're begging someone to grade their homework.
2003-01-15 - dishwasher dishwasher wash me a cup
2003-01-15 - la la la leprosy. I don't think that's a real song.
2003-01-14 - also my hair is frizzy. zzzzz.
2003-01-14 - in which our heroine relays more inane worries about school
2003-01-13 - Maniac, maniac, okay I have no idea how that song goes. I think I have two or three 80s anthems mixed in to one tuneless blob.
2003-01-13 - oh aren't I prolific today.
2003-01-13 - Die Gedanken sind frei!
2003-01-11 - blah blah blah pcat!
2003-01-11 - o come let us adore him, la da dee da
2003-01-10 - Let us pause in life's pleasures and count its many tears, while we all sup sorrow with the poor:
2003-01-09 - sleepwalking zommmmbies la la la la
2003-01-09 - in the blood of eden
2003-01-08 - The flowers that bloom in the spring - Tra la! - have nothing to do with the case
2003-01-07 - one two, cha cha cha -- okay, cha-chaing is an anagram of "chain gang." I love the cryptic crossword. wait, no it's not, but chain gang is in cha-chaing anglophones, maybe that was it.
2003-01-06 - jesus christ, super star, do you think you're what they say you are
2003-01-06 - I feel pretty, o so pretty, la da dee blah blah blah o so pretty
2003-01-03 - we're one but we're not the same we get to carry each other
2003-01-02 - It sounds along the ages, soul whispering to soul
2003-01-01 - open it open it release the world from your hold on it hold on it
2002-12-29 - won then neglected the pale wildwood flower
2002-12-28 - where once was light now darkness is where once was love love is no more
2002-12-27 - tra la la! I am so happy!
2002-12-27 - we're the second largest country on this planet earth / and if russia keeps on shrinking soon we will be first / (as long as we keep quebec) (as long as we keep quebec)
2002-12-27 - let it snow let it snow let it snow
2002-12-24 - where once was love now love is gone la la la doesn't michael jackson look like bj�rk these days? so creepy.
2002-12-23 - oh the holly bears a berry as red as the ENOUGH
2002-12-23 - sheer heart attack
2002-12-20 - mark my footsteps good my page, tread thou in them boldly
2002-12-18 - Old bacon is more apt to burn than fresh bacon. Who knew? Wait, that's not a song.
2002-12-18 - christmas time is here
2002-12-17 - l'amour est un oiseau rebelle que nul ne peut t'apprivoiser
2002-12-17 - Aliens came and fucked the monkey, they fucked the monkey
2002-12-17 - dark of winter / soft and still
2002-12-16 - Oh Tom the Toad Oh Tom the Toad
2002-12-15 - bring me the tongue that you put in my mouth, tell me you love me but not very much
2002-12-13 - sleep sleep go to sleep sleep sleep go to sleep you are now in a deep sleep
2002-12-13 - I put my haa-and on her belly
2002-12-12 - Gently, gently Johnny, gently Johnny my love
2002-12-11 - You'll probably regret reading this! There, my conscience is assuaged. That was easy.
2002-12-10 - wait and see wait and see what a world there can be
2002-12-09 - Sugar sugar, doo doo doo doo doo doo, ohhh hyperactive doo doo .. wait..
2002-12-09 - Never set the cat on fire, you will only annoy it. The flames will make the beast perspire; it surely won't enjoy it.
2002-12-09 - Money! It's a gas.
2002-12-08 - yarr!
2002-12-08 - un deux trois quatre �inq six sept, violette bicyclette
2002-12-06 - aw crap, I just remembered I have to go do data entry this afternoon.
2002-12-06 - spirit of life, come unto me, sing in my heart all the stirrings of compassion
2002-12-03 - she has got to rethink her pri-or-ities!
2002-12-03 - from the freaks who suspect they could never love anyone
2002-12-02 - sometimes I feel like a motherless child
2002-11-29 - this is the dawning of the age of banjorius age of .. uh.. yeah.
2002-11-29 - I saw maybe once a week, oh yeah once a week, once a week.. and never again.
2002-11-25 - Again the heart of rapture glows to see the heavenly night
2002-11-24 - hinds o'er the dewy lawn early ... seek the high stranger in the manger
2002-11-22 - domine domine deus
2002-11-21 - so long, frank lloyd wright / C is for cookie and that's good enough for me. folk vs. disco, obb's head, standing room only.
2002-11-20 - and I would be the one to hold you down kiss you so hard <-- THAT is the creepy stalker song, man. forget this other crap.
2002-11-19 - blame canada! blame canada!
2002-11-18 - stealin' stealin' pretty momma don't you tell on me.
2002-11-17 - It's got to be funky
2002-11-15 - mississippi! and the lake titicaca and the uh.. canada canada mexico mexico something something paraguay
2002-11-15 - boo! hiss!
2002-11-15 - Just a deck of cards and a jug of wine
2002-11-14 - I'm going slightly mad
2002-11-13 - tooka tooka tooka tooka tooka
2002-11-12 - the angels sang, the shepards sang, the something something la, his something, something, some! Okay well the melody is lovely.
2002-11-08 - nacho nacho man
2002-11-07 - kiss me baby, kiss me all night long
2002-11-06 - aciddraw.exe
2002-11-05 - do you want to go for a walk, walk walk! mischa, mischa come along with me now mischa mischa! come along with me. mario cuomo works at domo! mario cuomo works at domo!
2002-11-04 - past three o'clock and a cold frosty morning! past three o'clock, ood morrow masters all!
2002-11-02 - I got the evil gal blues
2002-10-31 - I'M GONNA MAKE! ANOTHER DEDICATION OH YEAHHHH! OH YEAH!
2002-10-30 - black socks they never get dirty
2002-10-29 - we are the hellcats nobody likes! man eaters on motor bikes! get off the roadd.. get off the roooooad. it's gonna be all right, yeah, yeah, man eaters!
2002-10-28 - a letter of marque came from the king to the scummiest ship I'd ever seen
2002-10-27 - I'm not an.. ambiturner.
2002-10-24 - I got the blues when my baby left me by the san francisco bay
2002-10-23 - we would be one
2002-10-22 - dona dona dona dona, dona dona dona doe
2002-10-21 - I'm Milk! He's Cheese! We wallow in the pornography of suffering!
2002-10-21 - I want some of what you're sittin' on
2002-10-20 - only one who could ever reach me was the sweet-talkin' son of a preacher man
2002-10-17 - angel projector
2002-10-16 - mischa mischa, come along with me. bah bah bah baba bah baba bah
2002-10-15 - no letters and no money from all the friends outside awooooooo!
2002-10-11 - spatula city, spatula city, spatula city!
2002-10-10 - staring at those pretty tiles
2002-10-09 - sacr� charlemagne
2002-10-09 - and we'll go honky-tonking, doo doo, honky-ton... oh who am I kidding. I'll stay home and go HONK in to my kleenex several thousand times. You can handle the tonking on your own.
2002-10-06 - I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
2002-10-04 - and a whole lotta hair upon his face.. muah HAHAHHAH! doctor doom, doom, doom doom, doctor doom
2002-10-01 - talk & talk & talk
2002-09-30 - do you want to go for a walk walk walk
2002-09-27 - No more in darkness no more in night
2002-09-26 - sheep, sheep
2002-09-24 - one fall of the slate and you're buried alive
2002-09-22 - dark as a dungeon, damp as the dew, where the danger is double and the pleasures are few
2002-09-20 - all your life, blah ablah blah this moment to arrive. oh soft rock radio, you shouldn't have. seriously. stop playing that goddamn song.
2002-09-19 - ACCO #1 World Brand tm NON-SKID Rust Resistant Firmer Grip (paperclips. I have no song up there today.)
2002-09-18 - bring me two pi�a coladas/one for each hand
2002-09-17 - she knows the man who invented crazy. she says that he stole it from her and she's probably right.
2002-09-16 - barges! have you treasure in your hold, do you fight with pirates brave and bold.
2002-09-13 - agnus dei, agnus dei, qui tolis peccata
2002-09-11 - chaque fois que tu m'ostine sur une affair que je connais, j'ai envie de t'abonner au Reader's Digest. chaque fois que tu dit que mon id�e c'est la tienne, j'ai envie de vendre ton cerveau puis de pas demander cher...
2002-09-09 - the man in the woman, the woman in the man, it was all for the union
2002-09-06 - when you're with a girl, freight train don't sound so bad. when you're all alone, oh the blues get low and sad.
2002-09-05 - damn. okay, twenty THREE box car long.
2002-09-05 - as I walked out in Laredo one dayyyy
2002-09-04 - one meatball, and no spaghetti, one meatball.. that's all. he could afford but one meatball.
2002-09-03 - I-IIII will fly away, fly away, I-IIIII will fly away (in the morning)
2002-09-02 - freight train come by here, she were 22 boxcars long
2002-08-30 - I'll do spelling if you'll do the math
2002-08-30 - I'm a rolling stone all alone and lost
2002-08-29 - hamburger helper.. makes a great meal!
2002-08-28 - oh no, not me, I never lost control. you're face to face with the man who sold the world.
2002-08-27 - duh duh duh duh duh duh duh boNANZAAAAA!
2002-08-27 - a singer must die for the lie in his voice
2002-08-27 - all that I need is a song in my heart, food in my belly, love in my family! (and the registration website to let me in, baby.)
2002-08-26 - ground control to major tom
2002-08-26 - she blinded me with science
2002-08-26 - oh oh I'm flying home, flying home to Winnipeg. Now that's a vacation.
2002-08-25 - let it rain, let it pour, let it rain a whole lot more, 'cause I've got those deep river blues.
2002-08-24 - the yelllllllooowwwwww delllllllloooooooooooo
2002-08-23 - okay, so
2002-08-23 - more entries for everyone! maybe I will update again in an hour! twice! did I mention I'm going nuts? because uh.. I'm going nuts!
2002-08-23 - the fact that you are married / only proves you're my best friend / but it's truly truly a sin / la la la la get out of my head
2002-08-22 - for once I don't have a song stuck in my head. it's quite nice.
2002-08-21 - so I looked at the scenery, she read her magazine/and the moon rose over an open field
2002-08-20 - god damn them all I was told we'd cruise the seas for american gold
2002-08-19 - I have got half a mind to stop this tape and hit rewind
2002-08-16 - The tennessee stud's green eyes turned blue, he was thinkin' about his sweetheart toooooo
2002-08-15 - sailing sailing over the ocean bleauueuhhhh
2002-08-14 - he didn't have enough money to go to Wisconsin in the accepted fashion, true, but why not mail himself? it was absurdly simple.
2002-08-12 - the tennessee stud was long and lean, colour of the sun and his eyes were green
2002-08-07 - come on kids let's hop in to the station wagon, let's go find the cat
2002-08-06 - who's the guy from 21 jump street? not the cheat, not the cheat.
2002-08-02 - tonight I'm a fabulous girl
2002-07-28 - the last time I saw him/he was wearing his angel wings
2002-07-26 - the sasquatch and me, ate berries for free!
2002-07-22 - I went down to the saint james infirmary/to see my baby there!
2002-07-19 - we stand on guard in sacred halls, we act like guards in shopping malls, it's such a pain. like someone's plotting the assassination of the minister of sports and recreation, no that's insane.
2002-07-15 - paint me a picture of the river / and let it flow
2002-07-12 - �a tire �a tire �a tire les cabines a plomb
2002-07-10 - he is going the distance, he is going for speed, duh na na, duh na na
2002-07-08 - and what holds me together
2002-07-05 - who will save the river valley? something something something.. or move to russia.
2002-07-04 - laudate omnes gentes laudate magnificat in secula
2002-07-03 - harvey, harvey! harvey the wonder hamster.
2002-07-02 - serengeti pink, and prussian blue. amber gold and deadly sharkskin grey...
2002-06-30 - I'm looking for the girl..
2002-06-27 - anvilllllania.... anvilania... anvilani-aniaaaa.
2002-06-26 - don't put pickles on my burger, it just reminds me of my girl
2002-06-25 - secret aaaaagent man
2002-06-23 - hard boiled wonderland, monsters who don't understand
2002-06-21 - Don't hump the dog! Just sing the song! Don't hump the dog! Just sing the song!
2002-06-19 - professor, what's another word for pirate treasure?
2002-06-18 - heehee, okay okay I won't go anywhere.
2002-06-18 - I don't know what this song is for
2002-06-16 - also: inflated bike tires are vastly superior to flat tires, let me tell you.
2002-06-14 - intergalactic presbytarian, presbytarian intergalactic duh nuh nuh nuh nuh
2002-06-13 - who will buy! this beautiful morning. I'm so high! I think I could flyyyyy. Oh Oliver. Shut up.
2002-06-12 - I'm here to tell you that she's evil, most definitely
2002-06-12 - they say you want a revolution, well, you know
2002-06-10 - then I saw her face, blah blah blah, now I'm a believer
2002-06-07 - she picks him up in the pick-em-up truck, she picks him up to try her luck, whoah
2002-06-06 - Rock of ages, blah blah blah
2002-06-05 - school's out for summer. kind of involuntarily, but it's all for the best. I think.
2002-06-04 - scooby dooby doo, where are you, blah blah blah
2002-06-03 - full grown woman, yeah..
2002-05-31 - Hot Luncheon Buffet! XXX!
2002-05-30 - ma tante Mai, elle dance le samedi soir.
2002-05-29 - mario cuomo works at domo
2002-05-27 - you know it's not the parts, it's the la-a-a-bour.
2002-05-22 - and something, something, to look for america
2002-05-21 - I'm a rolling stone, all alone and lost. For a life of sin, I have paid the cossssttttttt Aroooooooo!
2002-05-17 - jesus christ superstar, how I wonder what you are. up above the.. uh.. wait a minute..
2002-05-13 - sleep my child and peace attend thee all through the night! that means shut up, chasy-around-cats.
2002-05-10 - you're a hamburger. you better face up to the facts. you're a hamburger.
2002-05-05 - skankouver, BC
2002-05-01 - oh raccoon man you don't know what you've lost
2002-04-25 - sleep my child and peace attend thee all through the night. and day. apparently. zzzz.
2002-04-24 - she comes softly .. mumble mumble..
2002-04-22 - when I'm drinking my coffee I'll be feeling no pain; I'll have a sugarbowl filled with pure cocaine!
2002-04-20 - I like bananas because they have no bones
2002-04-19 - we can act if we want to if we don't nobody will
2002-04-18 - malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw! and he never has the same problem twice
2002-04-15 - I'll twine 'mid my ringlets of raven black hair
2002-04-10 - school's! out! for! summer! la la la la la la la
2002-04-09 - rainy day, washin' the sunnn away
2002-04-06 - potatoes, crackers and soup potatoes crackers and soup AUGGHGHHGHG KILL
2002-04-05 - the driving skills americans should really strive for
2002-04-03 - good day sunshine doo doo doo
2002-04-01 - one day, while cruisin' through the hist'ry books...
2002-03-26 - walk like a man
2002-03-22 - she makes me want to die... to learn the things she knows... follow where Mary goes... la la la
2002-03-19 - coffee?
2002-03-18 - welcome to my castle! welcome to my castle!
2002-03-14 - I'm so glad to love you and your evil curse
2002-03-11 - you're not so big.. I'm not so small
2002-03-07 - pas capable de tirer ma vache! un bon chocolat chaud.
2002-03-05 - do the mash.. the monnNNNnnnster mash.. the monster mash.. bla da dee da dee dah
2002-03-01 - ..if someone tries to eat me, I'll squirt them in the eye
2002-02-28 - I'm a vampire baby! Sucking blood from the earth! Ya ya ya ya yeahhhh!
2002-02-27 - ayooooooah! as they say in the business.
2002-02-26 - six gnossi�nnes
2002-02-25 - when you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
2002-02-22 - moon and stars pour their light on you
2002-02-21 - and then I'll look down from my heavenly home and pity the miner who's pickin' my bones
2002-02-18 - yum yum bumblebee bumblebee tuna, I love bumblebee bumblebee tuna, yum yum bumblebee bumblebee tuna, I love a sandwich made with bumblebee.
2002-02-16 - you know those aliens? welll...
2002-02-14 - u stink but i ♥ u
2002-02-14 - on the other hand, they just announced that the anti-depressant I used to take increases your risk of breast cancer seven-fold. how ironic.
2002-02-13 - it's my party and you get the picture. haha, I'm so whiny.
2002-02-10 - I'm too zoned to think up a song. I suspect a conspiracy on the part of Knott's Berry Farm and ForestLawn cemetaries, both of whom were mentioned in the Babysitter's Club super special where they went to California and Mallory dyed her ha
2002-02-07 - do wah ditty, talkin' bout the boy from new york city
2002-02-04 - oh ye who taste that love is sweet, leave waymarks for the doubtful feet that follow you in search of it
2002-01-30 - I wish I were an oscar meyer weeeeeeiiiiner, oh
2002-01-29 - but it is nice.
2002-01-22 - Uptown girl! Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh na up town girl! Something, something!
2002-01-21 - I lost it all on a reno nickel
2002-01-15 - Keep your eyes on the prize, hold on, hold on, hold on.
2002-01-11 - there is a bomb in gilead! no, wait..
2002-01-07 - fiat lux!
2002-01-03 - mercury outboards have plastic propellers, that's what I'm gonna tellll her. did I already use that as a title? well it's a fucking excellent song, let me tell you!
2001-12-27 - eek..
2001-12-24 - ..blah blah blah
2001-12-20 - blimp-lipped milquetoast! hah!
2001-12-18 - I know something about love... you've got to something something.
2001-12-17 - billie jean is not my lover.. doo doo doo.. I'm bad, I'm bad
2001-12-12 - it's my party, I'll eat pie if I want to, pie if I want to, pie if I want to. you'd eat lime pie too if epi brought some to you, doo doo doodoo doo
2001-12-10 - this song goes out to jenny/(where are you?)/dedicated from grant/it'd be nice/if you would come/and pick up your pants
2001-12-05 - then I saw her face! now I'm a believer! AUGH GO AWAY
2001-11-29 - on the road again
2001-11-26 - just be yourself/any way that you want to/just be yourself/any way that you can
2001-11-21 - fiiiiish and chips and vinegar, vinegar, vinegar...
2001-11-20 - secret aaasian man.. agent man? whatever.
2001-11-17 - I heart my bathrobe
2001-11-16 - great big nap! emphasis on the "gr"!
2001-11-15 - noodle is a great word! a GREAT word!
2001-11-12 - arr, I be a blueberry pirate
2001-11-06 - I am not hello kitty! I am HELL kitty! Plus tax!
2001-11-05 - blublub blub blub lbub!
2001-11-02 - ice age is here.. right in your town..
2001-10-31 - I'm going to graceland, graceland, memphis tennessee
2001-10-26 - gna gna gna
2001-10-24 - okay, relax
2001-10-21 - tomato soup/i like it a lot/tomato soup... okay, I don't actually like it much.
2001-10-19 - meow?
2001-10-15 - The band in Heaven plays my favorite song. They play it once again, they play it all night long.
2001-10-11 - zonked
2001-10-09 - zoop
2001-10-05 - -
2001-10-02 - conspiracy my ass
2001-09-17 - woozy & all
2001-09-14 - barfy, yet happy
2001-09-13 - splat.
2001-09-06 - best ting? de ones dat step on yer toes.
2001-08-03 - I need a hug, damnit.
2001-07-27 - Nine foobles, plus tax
2001-07-13 - mosquitos in my ice cream
2001-06-22 - floating up through the floorboards
2001-06-13 - boing! boing! boing!
2001-06-05 - wolfhide, bearhide, aldehyde
2001-05-31 - schplooooot
2001-05-28 - We know you are with us. -- the coalition.
2001-05-25 - Hemic and Lymphatic Systems:
2001-05-24 - one! one conspiracy theory! A HA HA!
2001-05-23 - grumpy almost rhymes with crumpet
2001-05-23 - chammmmmpion